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  Out here in the country, I don't get any networks, so I pay for the privledge of watching 150 channels of crud off satellite. My favorite programs? Space Ghost Coast-to-Coast and whatever's on the cooking channel. How'd I ever live without Iron Chef and Two Fat Ladies, I've no idea.

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